Friday, December 23, 2011

SANTA / SATAN

Santa Claus is the Devil! Ever notice the resemblance? The first and most obvious thing is how close the names are- SANTA, SATAN. Sometimes Santa is called Saint Nick, ever heard Old Nick as a euphemism for the Devil Himself? Both are prominently red in their popular respective images.


In fact, the whole image of Santa as a fat bastard in a red and white suit was allegedly created by the Coca Cola corporation. They had so many ads over the years depicting him as a heavy (coke) drinker. Coke, though delicious, is evil. It rots your teeth and stomach, it makes you hyper and keeps you awake more than you ought to be. They use that shit to clean up highway spills and polish silver. It's hardcore. What better way for the Devil to have yet another tentacle of control than by working through one of the most popular and evil companies in the world today?


Check the history. The company has been accused of violating human rights and racial discrimination. People have literally been murdered in coke factories! Coca Cola has contributed to mass environmental degradation including creating water shortages, large amounts of waste, and high incidences of chemicals (many carcinogenic) in certain areas. Don't let their recent smarmy 'save the polar bears' ads fool ya. They made polar bears sort of mascots for their product especially around this time of year, and the ultimate goal is marketing and sheer greed. In WWII, Coca Cola continued to keep their German branches open and try to sell their product to the 'enemy', making money the bottom line. Why they didn't just spike the drinks for some advantage in the war is beyond me (quick, all of Germany has explosive .12 gauge paint-the-walls diarrhea! Storm them with their pants down!) And yes, far back enough, Coca Cola really did have cocaine in it. Gotta get the masses hooked!


But enough on Coke specifically, back to Santa (aka) SATAN. Corporate greed and capitalism both exist well beyond just the parameters of a popular soft drink. All of this is rampant around Christmastime. It was supposed to be about the supposed birth of Jesus, spending time with family and friends, the spirit of giving. But do you go to sit on Jesus's lap at the mall? No, you sit on that fatass Santa Claus's disgusting leg. Jesus is about giving through the spirit, Santa has become all about shallow giving through material things. I also bet like half the shopping mall Santas out there are like pedophiles or something.  So we have this time of year where people spend tons of cash on crappy decorations and motifs and presents, in the 'spirit' of giving. There are incidentally tons of screaming cranky kids and burned out parents losing their patience. I actually heard in the mall the other day a little girl whining and fussing, and her uggerly pigloaf of a  mum told her in a stern tone- 'if you don't behave, Santa won't bring you presents. Santa doesn't like bad little kids.' It's a form of blackmail or bribery. The only motivation for good behavior is to get stuff, not the goodness in itself. People also have to feel like assholes if they don't buy presents, especially if they receive them. The economy slumps shortly after Xmas and people fall into retarded levels of debt, if they weren't already there.


Santa and the Devil both use deception and the appearance of goodness as their main weapons to trick people. They both exercise supernatural powers. How else can Santa make rounds for all those houses around the world in one night? Only through the form of mass consumerism, globalization, and all that modern world overly corporate heartless bullshit.  How else does such a man of great girth fit through a chimney? The deer might as well be hellhounds, the elves demonic little imps. Rudolph's nose is probably red because he drank too much. And who would suspect a fiery hell in the least fiery place of all, the North Pole?


Christmas has roots in being moved to coincide with Pagan Winter Solstice rituals, in an effort to convert the 'evil' pagans to Christianity. It has been a similar feat with Easter, or the day Sunday becoming the new Sabbath. It's what I call untrue Christianity with too much politics in the mix, it's 'convert these filthy pagans at all costs.' The real birth of Jesus was probably sometime in the Spring. So Christmas already starts on bad footing with this political agenda and a false form of Christianity. Even if you are not Christian, the spirit of Christian giving is simple, and you can be kind and generous and do the Lord's work whether his name is stamped on it or not. People have lost this meaning. Even the original Saint Nick was probably nothing like the gluttonous Santa Claus we see today. It's all just party and eat yourself sick, spend money frivolously, put up tacky plastic decorations, hide from the cold and leave the homeless out there, and cheer for some obese loser in a red suit. Fuck Santa!

Hahaha.