1. die laughing
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| We couldn't find a picture of someone actually dying of laughing...but maybe something like this ridiculous hairdo x1000 could kill someone by making them laugh to death. Basically you'd prolly have to laugh pretty long and hard and just have all your muscles (including heart) lose all tension and collapse. Booyah! |
2.death by chocolate
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| Like eating too much and tweaking out and going out cold prolly. I dunno if something like drowning in choco would be fun, drowning in any substance would suck. |
3. falling into a volcano
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| As a tribal sacrifice? Perhaps to skydive towards it? Anyhow, the heat should be so hardcore that you'd kind of vaporize instantly. |
4. killed by a rock and roll noise blast
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| I dunno if even this wall of amps would do it alone. You'd need to generate a LOT of noise, somewhere around 200 decibels or higher. Basically the sound pressure would be like an air blast that pulverizes your internal organs. Sounds like it'd hurt but you'd prolly die instantly. You could pick a favorite song or megamix and have it increasingly raise in volume and blow yourself to smithereens! |
5. sex
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| Oh the beautiful irony, dying by the very act that creates life! The easiest way this would happen would be just being so exhausted and having your heart give out. Give a lot of love, lose your heart (haha). Above is a kinky nine of spades, a spade of death for every nine lives all you 'cats' might have... |
6. cowboy showdown
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| Go out in a blaze of bullet riddled glory! |
7. guillotine
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| You'd die like instantly, pretty painless (likely at least). And you could pretend you are the French Aristocracy from way back...or I dunno, it's just cool. |
8. samurai decapitation
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| Once again another way to 'lose your head' -heh heh. It'd be kinda gross or creepy to be a spectator. But to be the beheaded, no biggie (unless you had to first plunge a dagger into your bowels and cut across like the samurai traditionally did, that HURTS!) |
9. crazy stunts
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| Be they Evel Knievel style or whatever, the sky's the limit. Just pray to die on impact. |
10. hit by a meteor
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| Imagine the heavy sucker above landing on your head like one of God's flaming turds. BOOM! Dramatic and cosmic. Sounds good in an obituary too. |
*I'm sure there are many many more cool ways to die, but how morbidly engrossed do you want me to get? Yeesh. Leave that for a 'sequel post' in the future (provided we don't get hit by a gigantic meteorite...har har har).
