Making the world's greasiest fries-more fun than drugs
Killin' squirrels with the hillbillies-more fun than drugs
Random southbound Zito Run in a junky Pinto-more fun than drugs
Chainsawing a big pile of salami-more fun than drugs
Starving and not sleeping for days while reading ancient texts nonstop-more fun than drugs
Doing a handstand on the edge of the Grand Canyon-more fun than drugs
Kidney punching a ferocious grizzly bear-more fun than drugs
Gettin' lost in the Sahara-more fun than drugs
Gently petting a scorpion-more fun than drugs
Having a snowball fight in the middle of summer behind a hockey rink-more fun than drugs
X-dressing in an Australian biker bar-more fun than drugs
Eating square watermelons-more fun than drugs
Hairspraying your hair to concrete like strength and setting it on fire-more fun than drugs
Chasing tornadoes and jumping inside with football padding on-more fun than drugs
Gigantic bacon and jelly sandwiches-more fun than drugs
Making monkeys throw coconuts at your head-more fun than drugs
Nude skydiving-more fun than drugs
Attending church in a spacesuit-more fun than drugs
24 hour air hockey marathons-more fun than drugs
Playing music loud enough to smash glass-more fun than drugs
Burning guitars and stage destructions-more fun than drugs
Eating all the Halloween candy in one night-more fun than drugs
Driving backwards for miles on end-more fun than drugs
High stakes poker with the local mafia-more fun than drugs
Living in a cave and watching TV all day-more fun than drugs
Spending a week in a haunted house-more fun than drugs
Demolition derby with one arm behind your back-more fun than drugs
Jumping into a big pool of strawberry jello-more fun than drugs
Punching out someone famous-more fun than drugs
Shooting rats at the town dump-more fun than drugs
Building a fortress out of s'mores and living in it-more fun than drugs
