Sunday, January 18, 2015

LADY FRANKENSTEIN FILM REVIEW





Haha…such a funny movie. Actually not always horribly schlocky and some interesting plot and brains behind it…some good delivery…but then there's a side to it that's just plain hilarious and dumb.

Dr. Frankenstein's monster is on the loose killing people and causing mayhem just like the old familiar tale. There are a few twists that differ in this sojourn though. For one thing, this monster seems to have the odd habit of attacking people in the middle of having sex.  Well, not EVERYONE, but a real tendency is there. The 'good' Dr. Frankenstein has been killed by this monster but his daughter and assistant remain and are trying to cover up the mess before people connect the dots..and the doctor's name is tarnished forever (not to mention any legal trouble too).

Frankenstein's daughter wants to have sex with with this retard goat herding boy who worked for her father, but he's too stupid for her liking (yet is handsome). She's in love with the intellect of her father's assistant, but he's crusty and old and she doesn't like his body. What's a girl to do?



Kill three birds with one stone. She plans to murder the retard, transplant the assistant's brain and heart into the retard, and then use this new boy-wonder perfect mind perfect body Frankenstein monster version 2.0 to battle head to head with the original monster and all will be made peachy.  Ha!

Oh, and there's a police inspector with a bad haircut and always wisecracking about things trying to get to the bottom of it all. He's very, very suspicious of everyone.