Saturday, June 9, 2012

My Dream Bride..



She'll be gorgeous looking with a curvaceous body that is light and easy to lift up in my arms, but she'll be strong and able to travel many roads. She'll have a nice dainty neck though not too anorexic or thin.  She'll never disagree or argue or get in the way, never make unnecessary buzz or gossip or noise. Overall, her disposition would be that of a tame yet fierce tiger. She'll be tastefully decorated and ornamented. Probably she'll be of the Comanche tribe. I'm thinking a swamp ash body with free mojo worked in on a honeyburst premier finish with a flame top.  Her binding will be tight and impeccable. Her neck- quartersawn hard rock maple in a Classic C or Modern U or V...smooth as satin with a gun oil finish. A standard headstock complete with Schaller locking tuners and graph tech nut. Her fingerboard..maple with stainless steel medium jumbo frets. A dual fulcrum vibrato bridge with DFS upgrade. White pearloid pick guard and white pickup covers. Perhaps even black pearloid with black covers for more of a mysterious darker side, maybe even a mirror pick guard. Z coil pickups with integrated Variax/13 pin technology will top it all off. She will be fine tuned and ready to rock!