Showing posts with label corruption. Show all posts
Showing posts with label corruption. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

From The Vaults: Whatever Happened To Alice? (originally posted August 2011)

Many of us have read that lovable children's story of Alice In Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll. Perhaps we didn't read it, but saw it as a movie or play. There is all sorts of interesting symbolism in this story, it is pure rife with it. There are numerous interpretations out there. Here I am about to present one interpretation:

The White Rabbit's the drug dealer, and Alice follows him down the hole. The hole is the place of drug addiction, easy to fall in, hard to get out of. There are many locked doors inside a tunnel in the hole. These are all the paths and opportunities in life that are now barred from Alice because of the drugs. She can even see a lovely garden through one of the keyholes (idealism and dreaming, seeing that the grass is greener on the other side). The 'drink me' bottle and 'eat me' cake that cause shrinking and growing respectively are drugs or substances in general. She can only be too small or too large, never just the right size to get the key to open one of the doors. This symbolizes how it is hard to stay balanced and on an even path with drugs. Too small, you don't get any love or help and people could care less..you shrink in the shadows. Too large, you cause a big scene and people virtually crucify you for it.

Alice cries and ends up creating a pool of tears. This symbolizes her depression and being stuck in her own consciousness because of the drugs. She meets other creatures in the pool of tears, these are aspects of her mind and memories or interpretations of living beings in her life. They all climb on an embankment and think about how to get 'dry'. Dryness means no more tears or suffering or mess due to the drugs. The mouse does a big boring lecture, this would be the institutionalized and rational approach to save the druggie. It's a bit too dry and doesn't work. The dodo bird suggests a Caucus Race, a race where everyone runs in circles where no one is the clear winner. This is reminiscent of politics or the 'rat-race' or daily grind of life, everyone is trying so hard but in the end they pretty much get nowhere. Also note the dodo is supposed to be extinct, so to follow advice from an extinct creature is bound to get you in the same spot. All the creatures get afraid and run away when Alice talks about her cat. This could mean her pet, which is her addiction. It could also mean something from the opposite end, and old memory of innocence and a time before the drugs, and the mind creatures feel it too alien and foreign to deal with.

The White Rabbit appears again (drug dealer remember) and is looking for the Duchess's gloves and fan. They symbolize political or financial power. The White Rabbit aspires to make it to the top selling drugs. He mistakes Alice for his servant (as any druggie could be a servant to the dealer), and he tells her to go into a house and retrieve them. This is like, go and get your money for the next fix...it could be your parents house, it could be a break and enter, just go. When she grows inside the house and fills it all up, this is to show she can't just do it stealthily, people notice (family, neighbors, you name it). This horrifies the rabbit. He orders his gardener (drug grower) Bill the Lizard, to go down the chimney. This is like the White Rabbit saying, let's solve this with more drugs somehow, because my living always has to end with selling drugs. It could also mean put the grower in a position closer to the user so the dealer doesn't get incriminated as easily, use the others as shields. Animals gather around and gawk at Alice's giant arm. This is like saying 'holy crap look at those track marks!' The signs of drug abuse are very evident. The animals are still aspects of the mind or representations of real people as they were before. They all hurl pebbles at her (the user gets stigmatized and punished) and the pebbles turn to cakes of which Alice eats and grows small (the punishment is sobering enough that Alice shrinks her presence and does what she has to in order to look normal again). OR the cakes are as drugs and are used to try to fix the problem (use a medicine of the same nature to fix it all...a la methadone to fix heroin for example.)
by Krista Huot

Alice wanders off and comes to a giant mushroom (obviously symbolizing the psychedelic sort). The Blue Caterpillar perched on the shroom smoking a hookah is a veteran user, possibly another dealer as well. Alice admits she is under identity crisis, and can't even remember a poem (it's common to 'lose yourself and your mind' when under the influence, no?)  The caterpillar explains one side of the mushroom makes Alice bigger, one makes her smaller. These are two sides of the same drug, it represents the dual nature in many drugs. As before, it is hard to find the right balance and be 'the right size'. Alice breaks off some pieces of the mushroom to try. First she shrinks extremely small, then she grows tall enough to have her neck go into the treetops. A pigeon thinks she is a snake (ie a 'stool pigeon/tattletale' thinks she is a 'do no-good person'.) Alice tries a bit more and finds a fairly normal height. She might be able to get away with using drugs without too much mess! Alice finds herself at the Duchess's house, guarded by fish and frog footmen (any old private bodyguards or military men). Alice has traveled through the drug chain and has come close to the source. Certain corrupt politicians (or just people in any position of power) usually have a hand in a country's illegal drug trade. The cook is brewing up a new batch of drugs, but there is too much pepper (potent effect). This makes the Duchess and Alice and the Duchess' baby sneeze. Think of the expression 'that's nothing to sneeze at'. The too-powerful drugs are in danger of exposing the orchestrators and users. The cook is used to just making the stuff and is indifferent. Alice comes to realize the Duchess' baby is a pig (the police) as she coddles it. She might as well have the cops in her palm with all the dirty stuff going on. Internal corruption trickling down the layers.

The Cheshire Cat appears and beckons Alice to the March Hare's house. The Cheshire Cat could just be another guise of her own cat, perhaps the side of her addiction that is always smiling (even denial itself). The Mad Tea Party commences, this is pretty much a buncha druggies going off the handle and partying together. The Mad Hatter talks about time always standing still at tea time, referring to time distortion when using drugs or how there is almost no time for anything else in a user's life.
They talk of many riddles and stories, which mean nothing in the end. Some of them purport to see a higher consciousness, but to Alice she just wants her cheap kicks and nothing involving too much thinking. She leaves very tired, thinking intellectualism and drugs shouldn't mix.

Alice then enters the Queen of Hearts' gardens. This is the abode of foolish love and supposed virtue. It means Alice is at her best behavior trying to come clean (or appear as such). Politically the Queen represents the head of country as well. There is an image of doing it all nobly in God's name, but seldom is a nation so free of being tainted. There are playing card people everywhere, they are political and civil servants or just any ol' people. Nonetheless they are all just ones to get 'played'...and also represent the game-like nature of it all and the gambling involved. They paint white roses red, as the white ones symbolize purity or even death, where the red ones mean more conventional irrational Cupid style love and romanticism. The Queen's bitchiness shows the instability of this Cupid style love and virtuousness, and how unrealistic and hypocritical it can be.

Everyone starts playing a game of croquet with flamingo mallets and hedgehog balls. Flamingos symbolize poise and beauty and delicateness, and looking pretty. Hedgehogs are prickly situations or people and they are more earthy and rugged, defensive and tricky. So it's a volatile combo. It's just another metaphor for finding the impossible middle path or balance point in the realm of life, and substance abuse. Then the Queen orders the beheading of the Cheshire Cat. They say this is not easily possible, because oftentimes the cat IS just a floating head. This represents wars on 'drugs' or wars on 'terror'. Are you fighting just the drugs or terrorism, or the people behind it all? So they call upon the Duchess, who was imprisoned. Perhaps she got caught in her corruption. They need an insider to help de-root the problem. The Duchess rambles of morals to distract all present. Of not much use, the Duchess is dismissed and threatened to be executed ('hey at least it'll look like we're doing something about the problem!')

Alice meets the Gryphon..who represents noble justice, the supreme and flawless court. She also meets the Mock Turtle. He is not a real turtle, yet claims he once was back in school days. A real turtle represents a 'slow and steady wins the race' methodical and mindful approach to all things. So the Mock Turtle is the opposite- a 'sellout' who is apart from wisdom and patience, and he cries fake tears. Perhaps he is a sort of defense lawyer for Alice, or just representing all aspects of falsehoods in the face of the truth. The Gryphon easily interrupts the Mock Turtle, and they dance the Lobster Quadrille (a metaphor for the 'dance' of a trial..and how you can easily get 'pinched'). Perhaps Alice enters into a plea bargain, or a deal to rat out parts of the bigger scheme. Then things are diverted to a bigger trial, the Knave of Hearts who stole the tarts. The tarts are a country's livelihood, or GDP or whatnot. The Knave is just another corrupt politician or aspect of dumb love and wishful thinking. So the small drug problem is once again focused on a larger network of deceit. Ironically the grower (Bill The Lizard) is part of the jury and the White Rabbit the court's trumpeter. The Judge is the King of Hearts (the head justice or power of the nation). Alice begins to look bad by growing larger (her problem becoming obvious), and 'knocks over the jury box' in the process as well. Things get so out of hand the Queen shouts "off with her head!" and all the cards swarm over her. Due to some new facts brought to light, Alice is prolly gonna get in more shit than she bargained for after all. Alice wakes up from it as if it were all a dream, yet she is so disconnected from what is real and what is not.  It could be a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

     Either way, what became of Alice? I heard these days she's a stripper :
Photo by Nastaja Fourie

Friday, December 23, 2011

SANTA / SATAN

Santa Claus is the Devil! Ever notice the resemblance? The first and most obvious thing is how close the names are- SANTA, SATAN. Sometimes Santa is called Saint Nick, ever heard Old Nick as a euphemism for the Devil Himself? Both are prominently red in their popular respective images.


In fact, the whole image of Santa as a fat bastard in a red and white suit was allegedly created by the Coca Cola corporation. They had so many ads over the years depicting him as a heavy (coke) drinker. Coke, though delicious, is evil. It rots your teeth and stomach, it makes you hyper and keeps you awake more than you ought to be. They use that shit to clean up highway spills and polish silver. It's hardcore. What better way for the Devil to have yet another tentacle of control than by working through one of the most popular and evil companies in the world today?


Check the history. The company has been accused of violating human rights and racial discrimination. People have literally been murdered in coke factories! Coca Cola has contributed to mass environmental degradation including creating water shortages, large amounts of waste, and high incidences of chemicals (many carcinogenic) in certain areas. Don't let their recent smarmy 'save the polar bears' ads fool ya. They made polar bears sort of mascots for their product especially around this time of year, and the ultimate goal is marketing and sheer greed. In WWII, Coca Cola continued to keep their German branches open and try to sell their product to the 'enemy', making money the bottom line. Why they didn't just spike the drinks for some advantage in the war is beyond me (quick, all of Germany has explosive .12 gauge paint-the-walls diarrhea! Storm them with their pants down!) And yes, far back enough, Coca Cola really did have cocaine in it. Gotta get the masses hooked!


But enough on Coke specifically, back to Santa (aka) SATAN. Corporate greed and capitalism both exist well beyond just the parameters of a popular soft drink. All of this is rampant around Christmastime. It was supposed to be about the supposed birth of Jesus, spending time with family and friends, the spirit of giving. But do you go to sit on Jesus's lap at the mall? No, you sit on that fatass Santa Claus's disgusting leg. Jesus is about giving through the spirit, Santa has become all about shallow giving through material things. I also bet like half the shopping mall Santas out there are like pedophiles or something.  So we have this time of year where people spend tons of cash on crappy decorations and motifs and presents, in the 'spirit' of giving. There are incidentally tons of screaming cranky kids and burned out parents losing their patience. I actually heard in the mall the other day a little girl whining and fussing, and her uggerly pigloaf of a  mum told her in a stern tone- 'if you don't behave, Santa won't bring you presents. Santa doesn't like bad little kids.' It's a form of blackmail or bribery. The only motivation for good behavior is to get stuff, not the goodness in itself. People also have to feel like assholes if they don't buy presents, especially if they receive them. The economy slumps shortly after Xmas and people fall into retarded levels of debt, if they weren't already there.


Santa and the Devil both use deception and the appearance of goodness as their main weapons to trick people. They both exercise supernatural powers. How else can Santa make rounds for all those houses around the world in one night? Only through the form of mass consumerism, globalization, and all that modern world overly corporate heartless bullshit.  How else does such a man of great girth fit through a chimney? The deer might as well be hellhounds, the elves demonic little imps. Rudolph's nose is probably red because he drank too much. And who would suspect a fiery hell in the least fiery place of all, the North Pole?


Christmas has roots in being moved to coincide with Pagan Winter Solstice rituals, in an effort to convert the 'evil' pagans to Christianity. It has been a similar feat with Easter, or the day Sunday becoming the new Sabbath. It's what I call untrue Christianity with too much politics in the mix, it's 'convert these filthy pagans at all costs.' The real birth of Jesus was probably sometime in the Spring. So Christmas already starts on bad footing with this political agenda and a false form of Christianity. Even if you are not Christian, the spirit of Christian giving is simple, and you can be kind and generous and do the Lord's work whether his name is stamped on it or not. People have lost this meaning. Even the original Saint Nick was probably nothing like the gluttonous Santa Claus we see today. It's all just party and eat yourself sick, spend money frivolously, put up tacky plastic decorations, hide from the cold and leave the homeless out there, and cheer for some obese loser in a red suit. Fuck Santa!

Hahaha.