There should be a band called the Lumberjerks. They'll dress up like lumberjacks and never shave and play crazy loud rock about chopping down trees and stuff. Real chainsaws would be brought onstage to 'smooth' out the sound (hey, the Plasmatics did it). The Lumberjerks would make mean cheapshot comments, and buckets of maple syrup would be thrown to drench the crowd, perhaps they could blow sawdust and chippings into the people's faces as well. It'd be cool if they formed somewhere like the Pacific Northwest, though anywhere would be good.
